On Illness

I have spent the past week languishing in the complete and utter misery that is strep throat. That is approximately 168 hours spent drifting in and out of consciousness while laying on the couch sipping fizzy water and watching The Real Housewives on Bravo. This is what it looked like:

Luckily, I got some crazy awesome antibiotics and am now looking more like this:

While I wasn't feeling 100%, this weekend Corban's company had a big to-do, and I was determined to attend, so I took a crap-ton of cold medicine (who needs weed when you can just get high on Tylenol AM?), washed my hair for the first time in 5 days, and shlepped my ass over to the Hilton where we all had a fabulous time dancing to top 40 hits and crashing a medieval-themed prom.

Seriously, we took their crowns.