Sunday, November 15, 2009


Everyone, I would like to introduce you to the heads of the family Yonkers, who are from Yonkers, New Jersey, Don and Lucille Yonkers.

Don Yonkers (alias Matt York) is a scotch-drinking, cigarette-smoking, Half Life-playing gentleman that will never refuse an offer he can't refuse.

Lucille Yonkers (alias Chelle Lynn) is the no-nonsense matriarch who loves plaid and teaches each new generation what it really means to be born a Yonkers from Yonkers, New Jersey.


They are currently unavailable for questioning.

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